This is currently my favourite moment in life:

petepilgrimvstheworld:

Today, out shopping, I got sprung by two lurking Mormons. One was small, slim, and asian, the other much taller, caucasian and blonde. They tried to start their spiel to me.

Mormon: Can you spare a minute to talk about Jesus Christ?

and without missing a beat, I replied,

Me: No…but I love his work.